Category Archives: Jokes

Definitions

DefinitionsShareCIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master LECTURE: An art of … Continue reading

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Globalization

GlobalizationShareQuestion: What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer: Princess Diana’s death . Question: How come ? Answer: An English  princess with an Egyptian  boyfriend crashes in a French  tunnel, driving a Globalization

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Slogan

SloganShareA class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. “Joe,” he asked, “which company has the slogan, ‘come fly the friendly skies’?” Joe answered the correct airline. “Brenda, … Continue reading

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Mallu Secretary

Mallu SecretaryShareA beautiful “Mallu” female( from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY and also said she is good at english. When the manager saw the Mallu’s colorful attire, gold, well oiled … Continue reading

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Water or Whisky

Water or WhiskyShareA professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. “Now, class. … Continue reading

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Husband-Wife

Husband-WifeShareThey were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn’t been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: “Wake me … Continue reading

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