CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either Continue reading
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization ?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death .
Question: How come ?
Answer: An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a Continue reading
A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.
“Joe,” he asked, “which company has the slogan, ‘come fly the friendly skies’?”
Joe answered the correct airline.
“Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, “Don’t leave home without it?”
Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.
“Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, ‘Just do it’?”
And John answered, “Mom.”
A beautiful “Mallu” female( from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY and also said she is good at english. When the manager saw the Mallu’s colorful attire, gold, well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming “NOT THIS WOMAN”.
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her “If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK”.
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said :
“I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW….BLUE’S that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, wrong number….Don’t PURPLELY disturb people and don’t call BLACK, ok? Thank You.”
The Manager fainted….
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
“Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded…
“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn’t been talking to each other.
Instead, they were giving each other written notes.
One evening he gave her a paper where it said:
“Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am.”
The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o’clock.
Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:
“Wake up, it’s 6 o’clock!”