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		<description><![CDATA[CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It&#8217;s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master LECTURE: An art of &#8230; <a href="http://vfriendz.com/blog/definitions.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. &#8220;Joe,&#8221; he asked, &#8220;which company has the slogan, &#8216;come fly the friendly skies&#8217;?&#8221; Joe answered the correct airline. &#8220;Brenda, &#8230; <a href="http://vfriendz.com/blog/slogan.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[A beautiful &#8220;Mallu&#8221; female( from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY and also said she is good at english. When the manager saw the Mallu&#8217;s colorful attire, gold, well oiled uncombed &#8230; <a href="http://vfriendz.com/blog/mallu-secretary.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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